Like a Breeze Through a Freshly Napalmed Forest

Dear Everybody, Ever:

Tue, 15 May 2007 01:53:45 GMT

New Sandpaper Handjob song. It is good.

You know where to go:
http://purevolume.com/sandpaperhandjob

Attention: The World

Sat, 14 Apr 2007 07:56:53 GMT

In honor of my birthday, Cephalic Carnage have leaked their new record, Xenosapien. Get it at http://thedailykel.blogspot.com

Just for Kel.

Thu, 05 Apr 2007 18:28:11 GMT

http://thedailykel.blogspot.com/

Attention Everybody

Tue, 20 Mar 2007 04:18:44 GMT

I made a Great Movie.

It is here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsqXDU9u6uc#GU5U2spHI_4

Tue, 20 Feb 2007 07:58:31 GMT

The second time I've played the game in two months, and I five-starred Freya, Psychobilly Freakout, and Hangar motherfucking 18.

Now bow.

Tue, 20 Feb 2007 06:58:48 GMT

Just for you, Eric:

http://www.sendspace.com/file/3pi3om

THE NEW FUCKING TED FUCKING LEO!

The new Modest Mouse record

Fri, 16 Feb 2007 00:59:57 GMT

http://www.sendspace.com/file/9u612w

Why I am soiling myself today:

Thu, 08 Feb 2007 22:50:10 GMT

Genghis Tron just signed to Relapse, and are recording their new album with Kurt Ballou.

Wed, 07 Feb 2007 07:32:12 GMT

Alright, so Fall Out Boy have always been really, laughably bad. But seriously, if you like their new record, I'm officially banning you from music. You may listen to music on your own time, but you are not allowed to speak of it in public or listen to it in situations where other people may hear.

Mon, 29 Jan 2007 21:27:27 GMT

Pig Destroyer is recording a new album. Excuseme while I masturbate furiously.

Wed, 24 Jan 2007 21:38:22 GMT

New vinyl-only Tera Melos EP:

http://www.sendspace.com/file/uwr3pc

Enjoy.

Wed, 24 Jan 2007 07:35:24 GMT

Dear everyone:

the new big business record oh my fucking god

Love,
Deniz

Wed, 10 Jan 2007 03:38:44 GMT

I just plugged my guitar into my bass amp and turn the bass and reverb all the way up, and I believe that I have found God's sound.

And once I go back to school, I won't be able to play it again for months.

Fri, 22 Dec 2006 22:59:07 GMT

On the day I get back home, new records from Jesu and The End leak.

I still can't wait for this break to be over.

My cell phone doesn't work here, so for the duration of my stay, I am 402-369-1986.

Mon, 18 Dec 2006 21:59:01 GMT

And you thought Lye By Mistake was a weird record?
http://www.sendspace.com/file/5itbjm

It Tastes Like Dust Anyway

Sat, 16 Dec 2006 19:21:54 GMT

I have in my hand a CD by a band that doesn't exist. There is nothing about them anywhere, on the entire internet.

The CD does not play in my computer, and has no tracklisting. In fact, the only words anywhere on the packaging are "It Tastes Like Dust Anyway" on the front cover and on each of the two disks.

The music is mostly-instrumental post-rock with an unusual variety of instruments and styles. Sometimes it sounds like funk, and sometimes there is straight-up middle-Eastern throat-singing. Right now it sounds like a really proggy Explosions in the Sky.

I am officially intrigued.

Thu, 14 Dec 2006 18:16:27 GMT

The first thing that I did when I woke up today was check LambGoat's yousendit group, and the new Explosions in the Sky record was up.

This is a good morning.

The internet is a bad place because:

Mon, 11 Dec 2006 00:27:06 GMT

I just saw the following bands called "post-rock."

Isis
Cult of Luna
Me And Him Call It Us
Tera Melos
Mastodon
Buried Inside
My Bloody Valentine
Old Man Gloom
Animal Collective

And not just one douchebag who didn't know what he is saying. A whole bunch of kids. What the fuck?

I am a crotchety old man.

Sun, 10 Dec 2006 00:31:31 GMT

Is the new Fall Out Boy single a joke of some kind? Because seriously! How else does it make sense? I expect shit from them, but not quite this ludicrous!

Mon, 04 Dec 2006 01:26:28 GMT

Sandpaper Handjob has recorded music!

http://www.purevolume.com/sandpaperhandjob

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 05:35:21 GMT

Apparently I am good at playing guitar! This is exciting news!

Tue, 28 Nov 2006 17:28:29 GMT

My earliest class is at 11, and I'm out by 4 every day. And I have no class Friday.

Mon, 27 Nov 2006 03:47:59 GMT

I spent this entire afternoon and evening playing guitar faster and faster while grinning huge.

And watching Veronica Mars.

I will not let you make me feel lame. I will not.

Sat, 18 Nov 2006 03:55:53 GMT

My plan for getting laid in college: Sandpaper Handjob. 'nuff said.

Sun, 12 Nov 2006 22:16:51 GMT

Counting tonight, I'm seeing four shows in the next week. And they are all ones that I am excited about. Hoo-rah.

Also: Converge + Mastodon at the First Ave in February! Hot damn!